James Howard Kunstler on "Land-Whales"
I read a piece by James Howard Kunstler today that nearly killed me with laughter - check out the first sentence of this diatribe;
Having just returned from a week in England where, among other things,Full article
walking more than ten yards a day is quite normal, I was once again
startled by the crypto-human land whales waddling down the aisles of my
local supermarket in search of Nabisco Snack-Wells, Wow chips, and other
fraudulent inducements to "diet" by overindulgence in "low-fat"
carbohydrate-laden treats. And they did not look happy.
One of the first thing I noticed coming back to Calgary was the size difference between the average Montrealer and here. Enormous! Yet still, on trips down to the States, the average American is fatter yet. Canadians in general, and I can't prove this so I'm saying this subjectively, are much slimmer people, and Montrealers are the slimmest of them all. I credit much of it to environment and exercise. Few young people have cars in Montreal, most walk, bike and do other things to get themselves around. Its not that they can't afford them, its that there's no need for them in the City, and its a pain in the ass to find parking anyway. Switch to Calgary where parking abounds, you can't go anywhere by foot, and big box stores abound and you have the makings of a crypto-human land whale environment. I think there's a lot of possiblity to taking out a lot of these big box stores and turning their MASSIVE floorplates and parking areas into entire town sites, god knows there's enough land area to put in an entire block of interesting mixed-use stuff.
I went to the local dog park today and wore out the animal. Enormous numbers of people there with big goofy dogs, drool dripping and hanging in long streaming ropes from bulging jowls, tails wagging excitedly. Its great to see so many off leash dog parks in Calgary, especially along the river. There's lots of space to run and play, hide in the woods, cycle and do all manner of activities. You can walk through open grassland, enter into a thicket of poplars and alders, drop down into the river edge and struggle through brush, climb a sandstone cliff carved into hoodoo like formations. It's really good, and there are so many in the heart of the City. This one that I went to was administered by the Southland Nature Park Society, a community effort. It's one of the things that makes Calgary livable, this attention towards real, meaningful and useable green space. Who cares it it isn't nicely landscaped? Nature did a wonderful job thank you, and it bears keeping in mind to keep wild areas like that for non-wild purposes.
I'm going to Vancouver on Wednesday to keep looking for a job and see friends. I'm looking forward to it, but I hope I can find a job soon and get a little bit of momentum going with my life, and get out of the holding pattern I'm currently in.
